I'm going to attempt not to wank

Oh dear. Well, you failed at that the minute you started blah-blah-blahing about how much you supported your friend in her incestuous relationship, and how you really *are* a racist.

Please note, on the wank communities? We don't care about your deeply held personal beliefs and convictions. We just like to mock. Thus, when you mistake the wank comms for "personal_oversharing_and_issue_debate", please don't be surprised that you get mocked for all that nonsense.

We appreciate you painting a big target on your front, and hanging a "kick me" sign on your back, though!

A hint for the future: if you want to attempt not to wank, make a snarky or amusing comment. If you can't manage that, and still feel the need to expose your soul to us, sit on your hands. Or turn off the computer. All three options are helpful in not wanking.