I Have A Hacked Copy of JKR's First Draft! Really!
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January 5, 2005: Lelila on the Mugglenet 'Love Thread' announced she had JKR's first draft of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on her harddrive, in which Voldemort is Harry's grandfather. When no one believed her, she attacked the other posters for being too young and immature. It turned out to be a fanfic.
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- "Did anyone read the original draft of OotP? Where Lily is the Heir of Slytherin and Voldemort is Harry's Grandfather? And Colin Creevey dies instead of Sirius? The characters certainly moved in a way that no one expected. I guess she wasn't happy with it and edited a whole lot. Makes you wonder what her initial intentions are vs. what the final outcome is." - Lelila, quoted in Wank Report
- "You need to relax and get a drink. Oh wait you can't, you're under age. Well, I take pity on you and I'll buy one for you since I'm old enough to be your mother." - Lelila
