I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...

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...Ground up and in the freezer.

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The Wank

January 26, 2005: When cristy74 saw a T-shirt with this phrase she expressed her distaste to LJ's feminist community. Instead of uniting as one against the shirt's stated intent to commit grisly murders, a few people...well...thought it was a funny shirt. Wank ensued, but the report to i_wank is more notable for the comments it generated.


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How Fandom_Wank Takes Its Coffee (or men)

  • "I like my men like I like my coffee, naked and in a burlap sack" --iczer6
  • "...strong, hot, and gone in around 10 minutes." --phosfate
  • "... covered in bees." --mooncalf
  • "In a plastic cup..." --pokecheck
  • "Tied to the back of a mule." --shoiryu
  • "...advertised by a guy in a sombrero." --llama_treats
  • "...overpriced, and brought by a Ph.D. making minimum wage." --phosfate
  • "...smacking of cow rape?" --ashenmote
  • "...hot and black" --hellespont
  • "...with a tongue-twistingly pretentious name that's much too long." --iscoffy
  • "...bitter and Jewish" --sluggirl by way of a Seth Green wank


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How Fandom_Wank Takes Its Tea (or men)

  • "I like my men like I like my tea, black and loose." --llama_treats
  • "Stuffed in a tiny airless bag, and plunged into boiling water." --phosfate
  • "Bags indeed. You need to *gently* pour the just-off-the-boil water over them. Then you use the sieve and throw their goodness-drained remains away. Let's have some respect for men, please." --kannaophelia
  • "What does it matter, so long as he ends up good and scalded?" --phosfate
  • "Green and fragrant." --mooncalf
  • "Sipped primarily by Englishmen." --llama_treats


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And what about Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows?

  • "I like my men like I like my hot chocolate, with chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream on top." --xero_sky
  • "...with milk and assloads of marshmallows?" --gal_montag
  • "I like my men like I like my marshmallows...on fire and stuck to the end of a stick." --feloniousfeline
  • "...fifty feet tall and rampaging through New York City." --khym_chanur
  • "...while wearing a sailor hat." --feloniousfeline


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Links

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