Im in ur comm rapin ur hufflepuffs

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April 1, 2007: Happy April Fool's Day! In honor of the occasion, the Slytherins at housesly get permission from the mod of the sorting community Hat Sorting to "hack" into the other three private "houses" and change their journal layouts. Anjala, the "Hufflepuff Mom" of househuffle (whatever the hell that means), is outraged because the community is supposed to be locked to everyone but her fellow badgers (which she calls her "kids").

“

OK, I am pissed. The Slytherins had no right to take over the common rooms. Sorry, but I have posted some very personal shit in my house common room that no other house should see. This is a breach of morals! This is a breach of ethics, and if this shit isn't fixed soon, there will be some serious karmic hell to pay!!!!!

Yes, I am angry! No one and I mean NO FUCKING ONE should have the right to do this shit! I don't who is behind this, but some one better fix it and better fix it soon. And, who ever is behind this shit needs to be thrown out of hat_sorting for this.

And, if they are not, this is not the community I thought it was and I will be leaving.

Some one, which ever one of the snakes it is, needs to fix this shit, fix it now, or mom is going to lose her cool and her control of her magic and let it lose on who ever did this.

This is bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111)

”

Attempts are made to calm her down and point out that this was all a joke go unheeded:

“

I really don't care. That isn't the point. No one else would even think about doing something so invasive as to do this.

This is...bull shit! Sorry, but this is wrong on so many levels. The common rooms were created so we could talk to our houses and only our houses only. They were created so we could have what I thought of as a safe space to talk to the other people in our house and get closer to those in our house.

I feel like I have been raped all over again. And trust me, I have been raped...twice...so, I really don't think you have a cluse on how bad this really makes me feel. I will be very afraid of trusting any snake again after this.

”

Presumably the second rape is what gave her the clarity to recognize the immense breach of trust in people sharing your most private thoughts that you posted on LiveJournal.

Of course, on April 1st you obviously have to wonder whether this is simply a counter-prank, and the folks at Hat Sorting are no different. But Anjala can scarcely conceive of someone pretending to be as righteously angry as she is right now:

“	You have got to be fucking kidding me, right? No, I am sitting here having flashbacks as I type this. No one in their right mind would even fucking joke about something like this.	”
	— {{{source}}}

After a less-than-overwhelming show of support for her case, Anjala loses control of her badger/mom magic powers and announces that she is leaving the community.

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Quotes

"nobody fucking violated you." -- lostallshehad[1]

"You can get raped over the internet these days? Technology's amazing, ain't it?" -- doomsday[2]

"This is a breach of morals!
This is bullshit!
This...is Sparta!" -- lindentreeisle[3]

"Uh oh! I changed my layout over the weekend. Does this mean I raped myself? Must have been on drugs, because I can’t say I noticed. I’ll have to wait for the flashbacks then." -- black_spot[4]

"She's got a point though, guys. Slytherin layouts... I hear their functions call the Dark Lord himself."

function Slytherin::violate_hufflepuff()  
  { 
  var Link secrets;
  foreach var string k ($.anjala_soul) 
    {
    $secrets = $this->get_secrets($k);
    " $secrets ";
    }
  }

-- lim[5]