In the Name of the Sue, I Will Punish You!

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August 13, 2006: It started out so innocently-- a Sailor Moon/Space Channel 5 crossover suefic gets sporked at smsues, one of the many Mary Sue-hunting communities on LiveJournal. Then, the author and her "sisters" arrive on the scene to defend the suefic. Wank happens, and a wank report gets written up. Simple enough, right?

Not quite-- because then the author, sailor_ryo_ohki (with the support of her Sockpuppet Army), threatens the sporkers, creates an anti-smsues community, deletes the same anti-smsues community, deletes her suefic, leaves Fanfiction.net, trolls Fandom Wank, returns to Fanfiction.net, puts F_W on Orange Alert, rallies her followers over at deviantART, and is sent to the hospital because of stress.

As many wankas pointed out, this is truly the Wank That Has It All.

• Wank Report - 2,046 comments as of this writing.

Quote of the Wank

“	Never shall I forget those flames which consumed my faith in myself as a Sailor Moon fanfiction writer forever. Never shall I forget those mean girls who deprived me, for all eternity, of the desire to live. Never shall I forget those internet comments which murdered my God and my soul and turned my dreams to dust. Never shall I forget these things, even if I am condemned to live as long as Queen Serenity Herself. Never.	”
	— an anonymouse in the Wank Report, mocking sailor_ryo_ohki's histrionics [1]