Incest? Cool. Marrying Dolphins? That's Just WRONG!

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January 12, 2006:

EXTRA! EXTRA! WOMAN MARRIES DOLPHIN

Woman, claiming to be madly in love with dolphin, dons white wedding dress and marries it.  
She and her mate enjoy swimming around in his tank and chatting.[1]

Hellfire is repulsed-- repulsed, I say-- at the thought of marriage to an animal.

Why the hell would anyone want to do a thing like this?

it isn't long before the predictable comment comes:

Why the hell would anyone have sex with their father?

The Wank Report

OTF_Wank shows its educational side, discussing dolphin sex[2][3], Sharyn McCrumb[4], and Carl Hiassen[5].

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Quotes

"Think what you will, but my dad is 100% human." - Hellfire, quoted in the Wank Report
"So let me get this clear: Because I have a preference for incest, I'm not allowed to find beastiality squicky?" - ibid
"A preference for incest? To end up in an incestuous relationship is one thing, but to finish up an incestuous relationship and then go thinking, 'hmm... who else am I closely related to that I could get a leg over?' is another. Or maybe I'm missing the nuance." - Brown Betty [6]
"Ah, Hellfire. Fucker of fathers. Hater of Muslims. Squicker of (almost) beastiality. Queen of batshit.
She makes me lose faith in the human race." - Mouseykins [7]