Internet Lawyer
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Prosecuting Internet Law since they got their licenses from a Cracker Jack® box.*
Internet lawyers primarily exist to send out Cease and Desist letters.
They are not, however, to be confused with regular lawyers on the Internet, though some people are both.
Famous Internet Lawyers
- Heidi, on behalf of Cassandra Claire and those damn Harry Potter plagiarists
- Someone claiming to be Msscribe's husband, during the publishing of the Ms. Scribe Story
- Vanceone, on behalf of Harmonians
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