Internets

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The collective term for every Internet in the world, or perhaps each Internet on every world. The Internet you're on now is but one facet of the Internets.

Existence of the Internets was confirmed on October 8, 2004, when US President George W. Bush (who is pro-wank) responded to a question about reinstituting a military draft, saying "I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) Internets that we're going to have a draft." Since then users on this Internet often refer to "the internets" in the vain hope of looking cool by implying that they have managed to access more than one of the mysterious Internets.

Not to be confused with Intranets, which are known to be private networks, usually set up for boring real life related purposes.

Purposes of Each Internet on the Internets

They're all for porn. OK, I used this Internet to write this swell article. But what you think I do after, hmmm?

George W. Bush: Idiot or Visionary?

Amazingly, actual wank is related to this term, as the nations of the world grow more frustrated with the Bush administration's refusal to cede control of the Internet's 13 root servers to the United Nations. The kerfuffle could conceivably lead to other countries creating top-level domains under their own control which the US could not access, effectively creating multiple Internets and retroactively validating Bush's creative vocabulary.