Itiswar
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October 27, 2007: Various users on JournalFen notice that they have been friended by a new account with the username itiswar. Itiswar makes the following announcement:
| “ | DECLARATION OF WAR
When in the course of a person’s life he/or she becomes the subject of a wank on the website known as fandom_wank, it becomes necessary to disregard common sense and seek total and complete internet revenge on anyone who has ever participated in any manner, shape, or form in a wank. To obtain this revenge a person must be willing to pay a $24 fee to Journalfen to gain access to the enemy’s soil. Keeping in mind that $24 would be a fair price to pay to watch a monkey f__; this fee is a small price to pay for internet revenge. Therefore I do hereby declare total and all out WAR on everyone on this forum who has ever started or entered a comment on any wank. Since my plan of attack is to add the enemy to my friends list so I can easily read their worthless bullshit and then attack them personally, I’m fairly certain there will be many claims of stalking and harassment from all the crybabies on this forum. Tough Shit. There have been so many wanks on this site, it is not necessary to state which wank attacked me personally. It doesn’t matter. The purpose of this war isn’t to argue who is or was right or wrong. The sole and only purpose of this war is to personally attack the personal lives and intelligence of the bottom suckers who waste their lives writing, reading, and commenting on the various wanks on this site. There will be no attempt at getting these parasites to understand how useless their lives have become or any attempt on my part to understand their worthless lives. My sole and only desire is to seek internet revenge. Once I have obtained the Victory that I know will come, I will announce my victory here: http://itiswar.livejournal.com/ (http://itiswar.livejournal.com/) If any Now all I have to do is see who will be my first target, hmmm, there are so many to choose from. | ” |
Shortly thereafter, itiswar trolled fandom_wank and, in his own words, "picked a gay poster and made one of the rudest and most obnousious post I could force myself to make." Within hours his JF account was suspended. Victory!
Thanks to the full discosure of his birthdate, it quickly became apparent that itiswar was in fact paintball, attempting to wage a feeble attack in retaliation for the wank report about DIATSSISE.
And so we are left with the question: How much would you pay to watch monkeys fuck?
