JKR Causes Forced Abortions in China

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August 6, 2005 - A poster named Redemption/stic writes a tl;dr rant on Portkey about how every time you buy a Harry Potter book or watch a Harry Potter movie, you are supporting forced abortions in China. Oddly, he hadn't cared till JK Rowling wrote Harry/Ginny in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

The OP eventually got banned from Portkey and the HMS Harmony forums and pretty much everywhere else.

The Wank Report contains the whole of his rant.

Favourite Quotes from Stic's Rant

  • "JKR sold the movie- and merchandise-rights of HP to AOLTimewarner, so everytime you and I paid money to see a HP-movie in cinemas and everytime someone bought HP-merchandise we have supported forced abortions in China."
  • "I've seen it for myself countless of times, most Ron-fans are entirely unable to admit when Ron is at fault. Just everything is done to shift the blame from their fictional identification figure."
  • "With HBP JKR has managed to destroy everything good that book 1-5 had done to tens of millions of readers. That's right, kids! You don't have to read anything besides what a teacher or a government tells you to read! There's always going to be someone else like Hermione who does the reading for you and whom you can ask for information."
  • "Also, JKR fueled prejudices against people who investigate political and economical conspiracies, scams and cover-ups. JKR created Luna and her father as stereotype tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy nutcases who run stories entirely based on rumors and laughable witness-accounts."