JKR Defaces the Parthenon

From Fandom wank wiki

February 7, 2007: JK Rowling finished Book VII of Harry Potter, and signed a statue of Hermes in her room, in what will be remembered as one of the great archaeological tragedies of the 21st century. Apparently, Edinburgh hotel rooms really come with priceless Greek antiques. Who knew?

Denice Ellenberger was quick to come to her defence, however.

“ Personally, I think it is amazing that she would do something so reminiscent of a horcrux to mark the finishing of the book. A death of sorts has happened as she typed that last word and to leave the piece of her soul that seemed to be hanging in limbo she left her mark on the relic that been with her in those final moments. It was the only thing to bear witness to the agonizing tear between joy and sorrow. It had been her companion, perhaps had brought inspiration. We are amiss if we do not catch this importance. ”
— {{{source}}}

Unfortunately, we didn't have much time to meditate on this importance, or figure out whom JKR had murdered to horcrux the statue, before we got in-house wank with Castellated upbraiding wankas for supporting crime just because rich people did it. After six days of this, it all ended up Wankitywank.

[edit]

Quotes

  • "Do you really think Jo would do this - soooo out off character for this thoughtful, considerate, balanced and (lets be frank) attractive woman?" - kipper, quoted in the Wank Report
  • "It seems like such a "rock star" thing to do. Can you honestly picture Jo acting in such a way?: "I soooo totally rock. Everyone knows I rock. I'll sign something in this room. They'll be soooo grateful. ROCK ON!" **proceeds to destroy various furnishings and urniate in inappropriate places**" - fleeber, quoted in the Wank Report.
  • "If I were a maid, I'd be pissed. "Who is this bitch and why is she making more work for me?" - Castellated [1]
  • "Buzzt. Wrong answer. You're confusing courtesy with concupiscence." - Castellated [2]
  • "What the TLC posters don't realize is that writing on a fake-ass Greek statue is only JKR's first step on her wild Book Seven completion tour!

    Thrill as she goes to the "nine items or less" checkout line with TEN items! Gasp as she cuts off the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag from her mattress! Try to stay in your seat when she rents a movie and brings it back to the store two whole days after it was due back!" - churri [3]
Retrieved from "http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/JKR_Defaces_the_Parthenon"