JKR Is Too Fat For A Bikini
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June 27, 2006: As part of her principled opposition to the romantic direction of the Harry Potter series, Caina made icons of the bottom half of JKR in a bikini.
| “ | Caina: For those of you who were forever scarred by seeing Rowling in a two-piece bikini, this is for you. You know this bitch thinks she's just hot shit.... You know what I like least about Rowling? Her mouth. She looks like a stroke victim with the way the left half her mouth stays shut no matter what she's doing. Oh well...I'm sure Emerson has this picture in life-size. He jerks to it every night before he turns in, I'm sure. | ” |
A little later, Vanceone made a valiant defense of Caina on the community Harmonywank without reading Caina's post first. [1]
