JKR Ruined Draco's Armani Suit

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May 24, 2006: Petterspider on FAP opines that JKR has ruined the character of Draco Malfoy, by not writing him like Cassandra Claire did.

“	I think Draco's (yes not Malfoy's :P) character has been completely slaughtered by JKR !! (Yes, I just read the "Draco Triology"...) He has been far better developed by writers such as Cassandra Claire where he is portrayed as the erm *hero* but a complete "bad-boy" all the same (with a BRILLAINT sense of humour!). So rather than being like Harry, with his selfless heroism, Draco is seen as somebpdy who would sacrifice himself for someone else, but be dragged kicking and screaming to the altar all the same. In the books, Draco's obviously evil, and can't *magically* become a hero , but JKR has potrayed him as being a rather unsophisticated and unintelligent villainous git (This impression has been worsened by his portrayel in the movies, especially PoA). It would have been so much more fun to have him as a slick, extermely sophisticated and witty villain with a love for Armani (etc)	”
	— "Which character(s) do you think JKR ruined?", on FAP

Plenty of people tried to point out that JKR couldn't ruin something she hadn't written in the first place, but according to Pettyspider they were misunderstanding his point on purpose.

• The Wank Report

Quotes

• "Saying JKR slaughtered Draco because she didn't make him witty and sophisticated with a love for Armani is like saying that George Lucas slaughtered Luke Skywalker because he didn't make him a genius with a passion for folk music." - Marauder, quoted in the Wank Report

  "I sort of want an icon now with Luke on a guitar." - Narcissam

  "It's not folk, but will this image do?" - Mindset[1]

• "Reasons that HBP was not really written by J.K. Rowling
  Because chest monsters are unhealthy/Because Snape is not evil/Hermione doesn't sink that low/Because Ginny is not a slut/Because Luna makes Harry feel happy/Because Harry never felt anything towards Ginny but friendship/Because Draco isn't his father/Because Harry couldn't have forgotten about Sirius that quickly/Because Dumbledore does not give up/Because Lupin is not a pedophile/Because Harry's connection to Voldemort just 'went out'/Because Blaise is Italian/Because this is the first time that I've ever complained about a Harry Potter book
  *patiently waits for the real sixth book to come out*" - Sorceress014's sig, quoted in the Wank Report

  "Well, I really wanted to read this wank, but I've got to go break the news to my boyfriend that he's a pedophile. I guess me and Tonks can start a support group, once he and Remus go to prison." - priestesspadfoo [2]

• "It would have been so much more fun to have him as a slick, extermely sophisticated and witty villain with a love for Armani (etc)

  THAT'S ARTEMIS FOWL! YOU CAN'T MAKE DRACO MALFOY BECOME ARTEMIS FOWL! *growls*" - luckdragonfujur [3]