JKR Should Let Me Interview Her

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February 28, 2006: Caina returned from her much-needed break from fandom and revived Hermionepotter.net. A minion of hers named 'Bookofjude' told her she should interview J.K. Rowling. So delighted was Caina with the idea, she started a page with questions for Rowling to answer come the theoretical interview.

Wank Report

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Quotes

"Me? Interview JK Rowling? I'd love to. I could have the queen Heron herself tell me that I and thousands of other readers though still highly valued, to be sure, just got it all wrong. That we have no base whatsoever for seeing the H/Hr ship in her books. And that we need to re-read because obviously we have poor reading comprehension skills." - Caina, quoted in the Wank Report

"Caina, you crack me up! A bunch of H/Hr Shippers on HPANA are trying to figure out someone who represents Harmony that could interview JK. Your name has come up several times and people are frustrated that JK has yet to interview someone who avidly supports H/Hr." - Law of Jude, quoted in the Wank Report

"It's been seven months, and she continues to ignore those fans that she hurt. It's because she's ignored us for so long that I'm so disgusted with her, that she could appear on my front door with a dozen roses and say "Sorry...." (see all the things above) and I'd slam the door in her face." - Caina [1]

"Excellent idea. I'm for it.
They should rent one of those rooms that they have in jails, you know, with the very robust transparent plastic walls and the phones. Put JK Rowling on one side and Caina on the other and let them have a nice chat." - Ashenmote [2]

"I long to become a best-selling YA novelist. Not for the money or the fame or the pleasure of shaping young imaginations, but for the chance to play with the minds of my most batshit fans.
Thank you, Caina, for opening new vistas to me." - Issendai [3]

"Believe me, the prospect is soooooooooooo tempting sometimes. ;)" - Diane Duane [4]

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The Questions for JKR

Caina - February 27, 2006

Do you believe that you have written moments at any point in your series thus far between Harry and Hermione that justify why so many people ship that couple? If so, was it intentional?

PercyWeasley - February 28, 2006

Do you have any suggestions for those of us that still can't accept that you're the writer and that we're just the fans that are along for the ride?

Dementor149 - February 28, 2006

1 - What is your definition of love and how does it apply to your characters?

2 - In a previous interview you asked "Harry and Hermione, do you think they're suited?" I believe that they are. Why, as the story now stands, do you think that they are not?

Tora1 - February 28, 2006

- Do you feel any responsibility towards the feelings of your fan base?

- What obligation to your fans, as a role model, do you feel? And have you realized that some of your careless comments and writing have driven away a large marjority of your fans?