JK Rowling
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J.K. Rowling AKA Joanne Kathleen Rowling AKA JKR, creator of Harry Potter, is either the primal mistress of all evil, or the supreme, almighty goddess deserving of our unreserved worship. The Harry Potter fandom does not allow any opinion between these two extremes.
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The Adventures of JK Rowling
- JKR Causes Forced Abortions in China
- JKR Defaces the Parthenon
- JKR Is Too Fat For A Bikini
- JKR Ruined Draco's Armani Suit
- JKR Should Let Me Interview Her
- JKR is anti-feministic
- JKR lying about sick husband
- JKR vs. The U.S. Army
- JKR is a classist bitch
- Dumbledore is Gay
- JKR vs. SVA & RDR OMG, aka Lexicongate
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Important note!
Do not fuck with JKR. Have you ever wondered what might be accomplished by someone with eighty billion dollars and ready access to Google Maps?

