Josh Groban

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An attractive singer who makes sappy, zomgMEENIGFULL!1 songs. Unsurpisingly, the fandom (Grobania) is mainly made up of disturbingly sweet fangirls convinced he is, in fact, a god. Even when wanking, they maintain that they only have his best interests at heart. This allows them to call his ladyfriends hos with a clean conscience.

The Grobanites have been surprisingly quiet since 2005.

Links

• Friends of Josh Groban - Most of the wank happens here. Requires a $50 entrance fee.

• The LJ Community [1]

• The Wikipedia entry [2]

• The Grobanites LJ Community [3]

List of Wanks

• January Jones is not what is best for him [4]
• I AM GIVING UP JOSH FOR JESUS [5]
• The Josh colorbar is offensive to homosexuals! [6]
• Maybe you could change your font color? [7]
• They don't like his music because it's too high quality for them! [8]
• Upon which the Grobanites spam a poll [9]
• ZOMG HOW DARE PEOPLE MAGAZINE? [10]
• There's whining on the boards... [11]
• January is still not what's best for him [12]
• A Tribute to Josh Groban [13]
• The Tao of Criticism [14]
• Josh will save the MUSIC BUSINESS [15]
• VH1 knows NOTHING about his music [16]
• Kanye West is full of himself and his interviewer is a sick-minded pervert [17]