Kabbalah

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The sacred Kabbalah (also commonly spelled as qabbala and cabbala, as well as other variations) is a system of mysticism created by ancient Hebrew scholars so they could look smart on the internets. It pretty much involves analyzing the world based on a system of fancy numbers and ten sacred intelligences called Sephiroth (an ancient Hebrew word used to describe men with severe mother issues). In this modern age, it's usually used to spice up cartoons, video games, Alan Moore comics, and essays on literature. It's also the origin for a word frequently brought up by conspiracy theorists. Huh.