Keep your Rupert Off My Danemma

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February 1, 2006: Bravo Magazine interviewed Emma Watson.

“	BRAVO: Emma you are the only girl in the "Harry Potter" trio. Do the boys behave themselves like earlier? Emma: You mean other than the fact that Rupert looks at my chest? Laughs (Rupert blushes and looks embarrassed at the floor). Rupert, it was only a joke.	”
	— {{{source}}}

Some Dan/Emma shippers refused to believe the interview could be real, because Emma Watson would never let anyone but Dan Radcliffe look at her chest.

• Wank Report

Quotes

• "Do you actually believe this is a real article?
  Nah, I think Bravo has been making things up again. I really don't think Emma would say that to Rupert, for some reason..." - pinkpistol, quoted in the Wank Report

• "Oh my Emma... she is such an angel." - CryHope, quoted in the Wank Report

• "Awww, I love Dan and Emma and the way reality imitates fiction: they have such a H/Hr relationship! Emma is the most important girl in Dan's life and viceversa and it is quite difficult that someone else can possibly replace them... so H/Hr! And they don't even have a Ron or Ginny as killjoy!" - Penelope, quoted in Wank Report

• "Awww, look, the Tinhats have a Junior League now! They're the little Daisys to MsA's Cadette Scouts!
  Does that mean next time I go see a Potter film, I'll be in danger of being burned by purple candles wielded by these Tinettes?" - blackhat [1]

• I've seen brothers and sisters interact and they're not close like Dan and Emma are.

  "It is the battle cry of all tinhats!
  Seriously, there could be a musical. With such songs as 'I Don't Know About You, But I Don't Hold My Sister That Way' and 'This is Illegal Everywhere But Mississippi' ... and of course the grand Denema finale, 'Our Eyes Say Yes.'" - BreeTypeMousie [2]

The Menstruation Fic

The comments included discussion of a most memorable Dan/Emma fic in which Emma gets her period and Dan cuddles it away. Several wankas rose to the occasion with their own HP-actors-fic.

• Tom/Emma fic by Smo, "just to tick them off."

• Emma/Bonnie by an anonymouse, "out of spite."

• "...I'm sorry, my brain exploded after the term "menstration fluff fic". I'm going to go read some nice violent rape fic now to erase the horror." - ladyrogue [3]

• They made it out of the great hall set before another cramp hit making Emma fall over right in to Dan's arm's. Out of instinct he grabbed her and held on tight. "Here let me carry you" "Daniel Jacob Radcliffe absolutely not." Emma protested but it was to late Dan had already picked her up and cradled her in his arms like a newborn baby.

  "I eagerly await the hot and sexy sequel in which Emma is magically transformed into a baby, and Daniel rears her back to her previous age, at which point he can no longer withstand her siren pull, and takes her in a manly, fatherly fashion, on the mickey mouse bedding he lovingly picked out for his widdle Emmakins.

  They are like family, after all, and according to the noble sailors of the Denema ship, that is what family does." - spectacular on LJ [4]