Kingdom Hearts

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Recipe for Kingdom Hearts:

Ingredients:

1. Four heaping cups (dry measure) of beloved Disney characters-- most animated, but some not-- and including both heroes and villains.
2. A heaping tablespoon of Final Fantasy characters made all cute and colorful, even the most emo of the bunch.
3. One eight-ounce bag of funky designs for the original characters. Must include at least one ounce of crazy bishie hairdos, and two ounces of zippers (for your daily recommended dose of zinc).
4. One cup each (liquid measure) of teenage angst and yaoi subtext.
5. One seemingly batshit, but surprisingly coherent, storyline.
6. A really cheezy pop song or two.

Directions:

1. Place all ingredients in blender.
2. Set blender to liquify.
3. Pour in PlayStation 2 and enjoy.

Common Sources of Wank

• Sora - The main character of the game.
• Riku - The main character's friend and rival.
• Kairi - The main character's friend and romantic interest.

Some Notable Wanks

• Stop making the KH characters gay for each other
• The makers of KH are mysogynistic bastards!
• Roxas and Axel are just friends!
• Disney's trying to horn in on the anime market! OH NOES
• Just say "no" to yaoi
• Roxas Key finds it hard to be gay in Britain