Ladybirdsleeps

If you would like to register a complaint, please fill out this form and forward it to our complaints department.

I am registering a complaint because ladybirdsleeps

☐ called me a twatwaffle with extra stupid on top

☐ is oppressing my free speech by banning me from fanficrants

☐ is not taking my oppression as a skinny and/or fat person seriously

☐ will not have sex with me

She only did the above because

☐ I went into unfunny tl;dr on otf_wank

☐ I can't read the rules

☐ I'm a stupid skinny and/or fat whore

☐ I don't know what soap is

It's very unfair that

☐ I was born without a sense of humor

☐ I'm illiterate

☐ I am not as pretty or smart as her

☐ she does not find me as attractive as I find her

Signed

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Our complaints department will carefully review your concerns, and then throw it in the trash.