Lissy
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Harmonian, star of HP Cornfield. Known on FAP as Lysette.
Did you know that:
- Harry/Ginny is just like a moose in springtime and cats that have to be spayed? [1]
- Harry Potter is Horatio Hornblower with magic instead of frigates and cannons? [2]
- Snarry is like 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' and Ginny is 'JUST LIKE one of those scantily clad bimbos on old pulp fiction covers and movie posters' and the girls Captain Kirk romances? [3]
- Ginny is just like Gwen Greyson in Sky High, and also Tom Riddle? [5]
- Ginny is like this short story Lissy read once and Molly is Mrs. Bennett? [6]
- Ginny is the Red Death and like Russell Crowe's wife? [7]
- Voldemort is like Hitler who had Parkinson's and lived on rice, so Ginny doesn't understand him? [8]
- Ginny's just like Lissy's womanizing friend's bimbo girlfriends? [9]
- Ginny's just like the Band-Aids in Almost Famous? [10]
- Tom Riddle Taught Ginny His Evil Harry-Hunting Ways? [12]
- Ginny and Harry are Bonnie and Clyde? [13]
- Harry Just Wants to Get into Ginny's Knickers? [15]
- Harry and Ginny are like John Lennon and that awful Yoko Ono? [16]
- Harry/Ginny = David/Bathseba? [17]
- Thirty Years Ago No One Shipped Han and that Dyke Leia? [18]
- R/Hr shippers are Christian Missionaries and Harmonians are Heathen? [19]
- Harmonians are like Jews persecuted by Catholics! [20]
- Harmonians are Heathen, but They're Heathen with Guns? [23]
- Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione are "the Real Deal," just like Eva Braun/Adolph Hitler are "the Real Deal"? [24]
- Lily is the Hawt Girl, Snape is the Chunky Girl? [25]
| “ | Lissy is like my Id. She says the things that I wish I had the cojones to say. | ” |
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Wank Links
Go to the source for more Lissy craziness.
- March 20, 2006: Harmonians are like ... everything, really. [28]
- April 20, 2006: The Lissy Report [29]
- May 3, 2006: Han/Leia Ruined Star Wars [30]
- May 10, 2006: Moose! [31]
- December 9, 2006: It's Lissy time! [32]
- December 14, 2006: At least one of Lissy's obsessions is explained.[33]
- April 4, 2007: Shipping H/G or R/Hr is like shipping the OTP of the Third Reich: Hitler/Eva [34]
- August 3, 2007: So, there really IS a Harmonian version of DH ... [35]
- September 21, 2007: You don't know the history of the Third Reich like Lissy does! [36]
- February 4, 2008: "If HP Cornfield REALLY hate you, then you must be doing something right" [37]
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