Lovecrafty

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Lovecrafty, aka skepticultist, aka Dead Kennedy, aka Jackalope, aka Gailbraithe, aka The Man-Like Madness, aka madness237, aka ggygax, aka pistolpoet:

A wanker of the misogynist family, genus fundamentalist atheist, species scientific moron. This specimen can be recognized by his condescension toward those smarter than himself and his belief that his ideas are objectively true, despite all evidence to the contrary. Normally found in the wild in communities such as antifeminism, but will approach the Hive Vagina when wanked. Natural speech patterns include liberal use of "bitch" and other sexist slurs. Warning: this specimen is known to be impervious to the scientific method and any form of earth logic. Approach with mockery.

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Lovecrafty's thoughts on f_w:

Reading through the comments, it appears that most if not all of you are women. So then this is what? A gossipy little clusterfuck where you all get to wank each other off while displaying the sort of passive-aggressive cowardice that makes being a girl synomous with being a snippity hypocritical bitch behind people's backs? [12]

Lovecrafty's thoughts on sex, rape, and evolution:

Females evolved pleasurable response to sex as a survival mechanism to deal with rape, much as males evolved the same to encourage it -- certainly long before humans ever arrived on the scene. [...] It's pretty ugly yes, but it's there. And if you don't understand that men (all men) have that drive to varying degrees, to just take and let the consequences sort themselves out, then you'll never understand why men can get so angry at women that they will beat them to death for not consenting to sexual relations. [13]

Words that strike fear into us all:

I think I have a very healthy attitude for law enforcement. [14]

Just like Jesus, in a way:

The truth is a I read a lot, i mull it over, and sometimes I just ahve flashs of insight. I usually go with them because frequently people say "Wow, that's brilliant." Sometimes they say "You're a fucking loonie!" and I'm like "Ptthpppt, fuckers. This is how Jesus felt." [15]

Women really want to be raped, they've just been socialised to say "no"!:

In the worst expression of this, you get teenage boys whose instincts are telling them "go for it" when the girl's insticnts are saying "Come get it!' but her socialization is telling her "Nononono!" and so she says "no", but he can smell yes, so he thinks "She doesn't mean that." and he pushes, then her will to resist breaks, and sex happens. [16]

Patriarchy? Don't you know that's just you mean separatist women's fault?:

I think the entire history of patriarchial dominance is a result of men seeking a "safe space" away from women and the social dynamics they create (and largely control). [17]

"Evidence?" The Great and Mighty Lovecrafty does not need "evidence"!

I can't cite sources for ideas that are developing in my head. [18]

So, really, Lovecrafty - where DO you come up with this stuff?:

I have a genius IQ and a very open mind that allows me to consider possibilities that you, and many others, won't. Happy? [19]
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Bonus! Places Lovecrafty has been banned from

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