Milk=Rape

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Originally posted here by blackjackrocket, the wank itself is entirely and completely devoted to milk (no, it wasn't fandom-related, but forgiveness is easy when milk is being compared to rape) starting out with the classic line "It never ceases to amaze me how soi-disant feminists will indulge in a product that requires rape to be produced" and going downhill from there.

None who were involved will ever look at Cheerios the same way again.

Also, as noted under "EDIT2" on the wank post, and in what would later prove to be a slightly prophetic turn of events, blackjackrocket was banned from the originating community for trolling. Yes, hindsight is truly 20/20. Who could've known that we should've packed our bags and started walking from the hurricane even then?