Narcissam

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Narcissam AKA Narcissa Malfoy AKA NM AKA The Arch-Fiend

Both wanker and wanka. She used to write fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom where she got into a number of wanky fights. Banned from the Sugar Quill after a fight with the mods over fic submission policies. See Narcissam vs. the SQ

Is often accused of persecuting Harmonians and Slytherfen, primarily due to the fact that quite a lot of Harmonian wanks were reported by her, until Fandom Wank finally got tired and banished them (and her) to the HP Cornfield. But before that, she was writing poetry mocking JKR idolaters and protesting that Fandom Wank mocked her Slytherfen friends. (Link is very wanky. Read at your own risk.)

Has been seen sneaking around Fandom Wank, despite being banned by the ModSquad on April 1, 2006.

Called "Narcis Sam" by more people than she realizes.

• "NM, you have too goddamn much time on your hands. :)" - Waltraute [1]

Wanks She's Featured In

• Canadians Are Arrogant Bastards - December 24, 2003
• Various Fights with FPB - 2004
• Narcissam vs. the SQ - October 21, 2004 - November 1, 2004
• The Ms. Scribe Story in Chapter Ten