Nebris

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Misunderstood genius.

Men are horrible beasts (except for Nebris), and Nebris has a plan to save women everywhere from oppression. Eliminate all men! [2] Women will impregnate each other through donut bumping and telekinetic sperm.[3]

Of course he knows what he's talking about; why else would he have followers?

Particularly notable for making Lovecrafty look sane by comparison.[4]

Quotes

• "All my experiences and studies and observations over four decades have led me to a single conclusion: The Male must End. The chains of reproductive necessity that have bound men and women together are on the verge of being broken by genetic science, so the time is ripe."

• "There are only a few who like me, men who have been through some kind of nearly fatal process that forced us to become Spiritual and Nurturing or it would have killed us. We are rare and the exception to the rule. And not many males can survive such a passage, fewer still who do not become monsters instead."

• "Personally, I have already declared war on these Judeo-Christlamic motherfuckers. They've been so worried about Communist mankilling lesbian witches...well, now they're going to get them!"

• "True Men were extinct, outlawed for centuries, their heritage diffused and divided into the myriad Mandroids; Y-chromosome cyborgs, a vast genetically engineered servitor class that ranged from the ubiquitous simple minded AgroDroids, patiently tilling fields on a thousand worlds, through the slim graceful Harlequins, serving the personal needs of Sisters everywhere, to the brilliant star spanning Sliders, The Sisterhood's living spaceships who merged with their pilots, Mind, Body and Soul." [5]

Links

• Nebris' profile on the now-defunct "CultSpace"
• CommieJournal, Nebris's very own journaling system
• Nebris wants Barbie to be a homicidal dyke
• Teenage Bi-sexual Witches!!
• Nebris takes his crazy out into The World!!
• Nebris quotes teh bibul, calls the Holocaust 'Karma', says GTFO JEW!! schmoozes on 'stupid_free'

Notable Wanks

• July 5, 2006: Pagans are persecuted, and Halloween witch costumes are hate speech
• January 28, 2007: Men, hold on to your peckers. Women, get ready to grow your own.
• April 23, 2007: Nebris thinks the OP of that previous wank report needs oral sex to relieve her menstrual cramps. Yum.
• December 12, 2007: CommieJournal appropriates private ownership of usernames for the good of the people
• September 14, 2008: CommieJournal goes down in flames (and flounces), and Clairvoyantwank is there