Newsflash! Sex isn't sex without a penis!

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September 29, 2004: On the Animenation forums, GoddessOfHentai asks why there must be a dildo or magical penis in almost every yuri doujinshi she runs across. Orin_Quon's explanation? The reason people like dickgirls is because girl/girl is boring. He then goes on to explain why sex is not real sex without the involvement of a penis. The thread is reported to Rabidfanssuck, and people respond with either anger, snark, or a creamy mixture of the two.

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  • Stand back folks, and admire the Boy Will Never, Ever Get Laid! -Icz [1]
  • What is this, The Men Who Know What Women Want Better Than The Women Themselves - week? -Rinoared[2]
  • Wanker: BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF DICK! Why do I get the feeling I'd need a microscope to see his? -Sarracenia [3]
  • The difference being, a real penis stimulates both partners at the same time. It's a partnership, one fitting each other perfectly. The human body was made for that. There´s no discrimination or machismo in that. It´s reality. -Orion_Quon, demonstrating his vast knowledge of sex for all to see