Official FW Males

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Just because Fandom Wank is a Hive Vagina doesn't mean all 4000+ members are of the female persuasion...

deoridhe created The Official List of Fandom Wank Males, and we continue the tradition here.

• amxjm: Sometimes. Maybe.
• antimatterspork
• apoplexia: Likes neither bad grammar nor macros.
• ashenmote: German, pretty hands. Also, he's not a mod. No, really. See?
• backfromspace: Missing. And deeply missed.
• barankhy: Also German, but refuses to post pictures of his hands for comparison purposes. Sadface. :(
• bishonenhuntrs: Bishonen Hunter S
• cathowl: Will fight to the death in defense of his author's notes.
• celamowari: often misread as calamari. Mmmmmm, calamari.
• chibipoe: Literally, a chibi version of Edgar Allan Poe.
• cmdr_zoom
• cygnusfap: aka malachan and The Fandom Quibbler
• daromaius
• deoridhe: Wears falsies and a strap-on, apparently.
• drworm: Not a real doctor.
• electric_sheep: Scottish, likes cellardoor28, and dreams of androids.
• eljuno: Indie. Also, mod of HP Cornfield, god help him.
• erik: descended from vikings. And misfits who live in opera houses.
• favyan
• feenix: Cabal.
• flax
• footsie: Loki on GAFF, and a sockpuppet on FW.
• freezer: the bouncing-boobied Kasumi of Dead or Alive fame should have been a clue, I guess.
• gloria_mundi: Yep, we were surprised, too. Banned from Fandom Lounge for troll-feeding.[1] Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.
• greenling
• j_crew_guy
• jim_smith: Thinks your fandom sucks. And won't stop whining about it. Also, hates slash. (But what are his thoughts on yaoi?)
• jkefka
• kenboy: Really a boy.
• khym_chanur
• lots42: Do not mock cf_hardcore around him, as he is a member. Claims not to be batshit insane, but just likes to say "crotchdropping" and "breeders."
• major_dallas: OBHWF shipper
• makeshyft: Has unholy fantasies about Lisa Loeb in a schoolgirl uniform.
• mcity: Hates furbashing for reasons known only to himself and his lover, Bossy.
• mister_terrific: Defender of Fair Play. Also terrific. And married to kamiki_seto. (Damn it.)
• mmanurere
• mnemosyne
• nomadmatan: Gay enemy of the yaoi lifestyle. And proud of it! Formerly known as "metrocowboy".
• peachespig
• phoenix: Banned. Also says he's Irish, but sounds suspiciously American. New Jerseyish, almost.
• phoenix_knight
• photosinensis: Harry/Hermione shipper, but generally sane. Maybe. Formerly known as "lightnote_blend".
• rann: IS A GUY.
• rikoshi: is a gay furry
• ringbark
• scifantasy
• sepiamagpie: also known as Glitter Princess Sparkleboots.
• spawn_of_kong: The 8½th Wonder of the World. FW's only official silverback.
• t_boy: cliquish lesbian poseur-wannabe, despite the penis.
• taktuk: The only gay bi Eskimo in his tribe.
• the_clansmen: The straight guy that likes slash. Will give his thoughts on yaoi for food.
• the_clichemoth: MPD, trolling, or just easily taken advantage of? Either way, banned.
• the_gentleman: He really is.
• thespie
• thorn_star: We banned him and laughed. A lot. (In fact, we still do.)
• tiasian
• toxictattoo: Really, really likes hair.
• trismegistus
• uniquesnowflake: Doesn't like us anymore.
• vanceone: Deleted his JF to disassociate himself from us but still posts.
• vomitymcpuke
• wakkymse
• wal_lace: Likes being in comics wanks.
• wankprophet: Once made Snacky beg for more chocolate... upside-down.
• wolfsamurai: Is only here for the boobies.