Perhaps I have a special anus

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It's self-lubricating.

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August 15, 2005: thule_ gets us started by posting a question to little_details, a LiveJournal community dedicated to handling minutiae of fanfic. thule_ wants to know if it's physically possible for a man to anally rape a boy without lubricant, and what injuries the boy would sustain.

You might think we're done here, and on most days we would be. But it gets better.

Because klavierbarrette adds her two cents, saying that the boy would be injured, but penetration without lube is possible. How, you ask? Easy, sez she: "The anus is self-lubricating."

You may be surprised to learn that klavierbarrette's claim did not go unchallenged.

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  • "This has been bothering me for quite a while, so I have to ask." --thule_, in preface to her question about raping boys
  • "Sure, you can have anal sex without lube. Unless circumstances are very lucky (it's happened literally by mistake when showering with a male friend, with no discomfort at all), it's probably going to hurt like fuck and cause damage, but, yeah, you can do that." --an anonymouse
"How can you possibly have anal sex "by mistake"? Or did he just say it was by mistake? ('Oops, I apologize for accidentally putting my dick in your ass, I, er, slipped'?)" --david_deacon
"I have close to memorised Minotaur's page." --thule_ (WTF?)
  • "The anus is self lubricating so sure it's possible to have anal sex without lube. But it will hurt. A lot. Especially for a little boy. He will probably have a lot of bleeding and some tearing, probably some bruising around that area." --klavierbarrette
"Since when?!" --furikku, whose icon is perfect for the entire discussion
"Is it not? Perhaps I have a special anus." --klavierbarrette
"Wow, maybe the people on your planet all have GINORMOUS WEEPING ABSCESSES IN THEIR RECTUMS, but us humans have nothing of the kind." --pussinboots
  • "If the rapist is not careful he could even tear the boy enough for him to sustain enough injuries there for it to be very serious for the boy, he could slowly bleed out." --klavierbarrette
"WELL IT'S TIME TO RAPE A LITTLE BOY. I'D BETTER BE GENTLE. IT'S MY JOB AS A RAPIST TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE OTHER RAPISTS. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE US A BAD NAME OR ANYTHING" --_snoozy_
  • "It's not as self-lubricating as a vagina, but still enough that it won't take a lot of extra preparation to slide something in there without causing extreme pain or harm." --silvestris
"You've never had anal sex, have you?" --hikethekilt
"Not with an actual flesh-penis with man attached, no. As for any other kind; plenty. Thanks for asking." --silvestris

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