Phoenix

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A troll of Fandom Wank. (Should not be confused with Feenix, who is a legitimate wanka.) He picked fights with the various mods and members of the non-existant Cabal, and ultimately posted incredibly boring metawank to Fandom Wank itself, despite the recent creation of a community for such postings.

At his height, he also had a Jurisimprudence law enacted that would forbid the comparison of any wank to that created by the defunct Gryffindor Tower community. This law was ultimately stricken from the books. In this regard, see The Anti-Phoenix Articles.

In the end, he was banned from JournalFen in its entirety for being just that annoying. Thereafter, he secretly returned as Thorn_Star, only to be unmasked by oulangi.

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