Racism And Cassie Hate

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April 10, 2005: Scotch, owner of a shiny new JournalFen account, decides to kick off s/h/it's presence on fandom_wank with a post on... CassieClaire![1] An extension of Laptopgate, the mother of a teenage Cassie fangirl claims that her daughter swiped her credit card in order to make a donation to the cause of laptop replacement. She wants a refund, and she wants Cassie to provide it. Interestingly, this wank also has some angry anonymice[2][3]. In later days of IP address checking, the angry mice will prove to be interesting...[4]

May 5, 2005: Scotch makes a rather vitriolic post about CassieClaire to fandom_wank, which ends up being pretty boring. Everyone rushes to call grudgewank. [5]

September 30, 2005: Wank is reported stemming from The Daily Show airing Bill Bennett's infamous comment that "[Y]ou could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down." An anonymouse identifying as NealBoortzMouse basically says Bennett is right. Everyone rushes to decry racism, including the anonymouse-- apparently not against sockpuppeting itself.[6] Anonymous commenting on fandom_wank is disabled shortly thereafter. [7]

October 9, 2005: Scotch comments in a another CassieClaire wank, ignoring the gist of the topic to simply note that Cassie is a whore and tease linking to her picture to embarrass her. sepiamagpie announces that Scotch's IP address matches NealBoortzMouse's. Scotch is banned for the impressive feat of being two annoying people at the same time. Since NealBoortzMouse isn't an anonymouse at all (just a member too chickenshit to log in while trolling), wankprophet turns anon commenting back on temporarily so all the real mice can give him a piece of their mind. Everyone rushes to smack Scotch for either being a racist or screwing over anonymice. [8]

Quotes

  • "Neal! Baby!
    Guess whose IPs maaaaa~atch." - Sepiamagpie [10]
    "Man, our mods are hot when they fight crime." - vengeance bean
    "I know it. I'm getting all tingly over here." - coppala
  • "Sorry, no. I'm on a computer in a public library.
    **BZZT**
    Spin again.
    I might be a Cassie-Claire grudgewanker, but I'm certainly no racist.
    (Kinda hard to be when you're mixed race!)" - Scotch[11]