Solution to Date Rape? Chaperones.

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February 14, 2006: To quote from the wank report:

“	whune says: Once upon a time women didn't go on dates without someone to protect them and watch out for them, incidentally date-rape wasn't so common. He then goes on to say that if he were a pretty woman, he'd never leave the house: If I was a frail woman that couldn't defend my virtue by myself, I'd no sooner go out with men on dates alone, than I would go into space without oxygen and a climate suit. And from the same thread: Rape is a compensation-method; and testment of an overall weak spirit; and refined warrior, even if physically weaker will always prevail. Naturally, people boggle at the sheer idiocy of this statement. On his own journal, he reiterates: all this date rape is just a natural result of the feminist movement: chicks wanted to be independent, so they got it. Oh, and he's a virgin. Unsurprisingly.	”
	— {{{source}}}

• The Wank Report

Quotes

• Ashenmote: Yeah, fine, but in the world of whune, the chaperone would be either
  a) another rapist or
  b) another frail woman who is unable to help herself, let alone their protégé.
  
  Is it just me or is there a flaw in this safety precaution?[1]
  
  

  Tiki: Well, you see, once upon a time, robots walked the earth and acted as chaperones for young gentlemen and ladies on their dates. These super-robots made sure absolutely no bodily fluid was exchanged and strictly enforced a "no rape" policy. Since they were robots, they did not have the weakness of the flesh of their Hu-man charges-- they were neither frail like the fe-male (because robots are strong, and they're made of metal), nor spiritually weak and lustful like the male. They were emotionless, steel, date-chaperoning machines.
  
  Of course, this all changed the day Rapey, The Robot Who Liked Rape, came off the assembly line. We don't speak of the robots now.[2]