Squicks Make Great Gifts
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December 31, 2006: arrmaitee and daylyn are assigned to write ravingraven's Harry Holidays giftfic. In the spirit of the season, they decide to include all of her squicks and deride her pairing of choice.
| “ | Author's notes: This crack!fic was written for ravingraven as part of the harry_holidays fic exchange. She requested a smutty Christmas fic featuring Harry/Sirius, her favorite pairing. Although she obviously SHIPS Harry with his Godfather’s corpse, she interestingly indicated necrophilia on her list of squicks, along with death fic, chan, bloodplay, scat, watersports, sub-dom, dub-con and non-con. In an effort to help her overcome her profound confusion and extensive squickaphobia, we have written her a simple Christmas tale which includes all of her squicks. Happy holidays! | ” |
arrmaitee and daylyn eventually issue a heidipology, saying they're sorry that ravingraven doesn't have enough of a sense of humor to appreciate the practical joke they pulled.
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