Symbolic Flight Mockery
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July 13, 2005: The first appearance of the wanker Ginny_Weasley on Fandom Wank. Apparently, Ginny_Weasley was unable to bear the thought of waiting two more days for the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to officially sink the Harmony ship, and decided to begin early. This wank was related to an essay she posted attacking the Harmony ship's theory of Symbolic Flight.
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Quotes
- "This is not just another essay tentatively refuting any evidence supporting the Harry/Hermione ship in canon. It is an essay that is proving, quite simply, that I am right and you are wrong." - Ginny_Weasley [1]
- "Certain H/Hr shippers seem to be under the impression that anytime Ron disagrees with Hermione, he is being “verbally abusive”. If this were the case, President George Bush has been verbally abusing half of America since 2000." - ibid
- "When a man describes a woman in ways that equate her to a cat, he is certainly not her brother." - ibid
- "So perhaps the H/Hr ship is really about people's deviant desires to “fuck their mothers”, or in other words, is full of motherfuckers." - ibid
