Systematic Assassination of Hermione Granger

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September 4, 2005: Harmonian McGonagall posted an essay entitled 'The Systematic Assassination of Hermione Granger' on the HMS Harmony Forums. It started out as an essay about a fictional character, but somehow it turned into a religious screed. By the end, McGonagall was assuring her fellow shippers that God would intervene to save Harmony.

“	Nonetheless, my faith tells me that God, in His infinite love and wisdom, always has a plan for everything. This will give me the strength to hope in your hopes that Book 7 may yet be salvaged.	”
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