Talk:We Must Bring Your Fanfic Character Through the ASTRAL PLANE!

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So I was fooling around on the fandom_wank wayback machine and found this on OblivionHedgehog's DeviantArt page:

People of DeviantART:

I understand many of my contacts have been very worried about me during my absence. I was frustrated about many events happening both online and in my personal life. I had an impulse to destroy my personal computer eight months ago. So I did. I was filled with negative emotions that had been bottled up and couldn't take it anymore.

The incidents with Bullshido and with Yuki were results of my own personal mistakes and lack of discipline on my part. After I got offline, I lifted weights and worked out obsessively for eight long months. I then heard of a recruiter for the Army opening up an office at my local shopping mall and signed up.

Currently, I have graduated Basic Combat Training at Fort Sill, Oklahoma and now am awaiting open slots for my job training classes at Fort Gordon, Georgia. After I graduate there is a chance I could be stationed in Iraq, Kuwait, or Korea. I did not sign up for Infantry or Field Artillery but this does not mean I am completely safe from being put on the battlefield.

Right now I'll have free time to talk occasionally, but not for long. Don't expect me to post much, but I'll reply to any personal notes I am sent when I can. Any questions? Comments? Private Message me please. Thanks.

Apparently, our new tactic in Iraq will be confusing/terrifying al Qaeda into submission. That, or OblivionHedgehog will end up publically stoned when he starts telling people that he's married to Muhammad on the astral plane.

Also, he appears to be forming a new inappropriate, fictional attachment to Rocky Balboa. That could get interesting.