Terry Goodkind

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The greatest literary talent in the modern world. (Excluding JK Rowling, of course.)

Sadly, few appreciate the Randian brilliance of his philosophy, mistaking his books for contemptible fantasy. Some claim the prose is pedestrian. Others mock the morality.

A few speak in hushed whispers of the chicken.

Contents 1 Wanks 2 Deathless Prose 3 Quotes 4 Dedications

Wanks

• What Would Richard Rahl Think of This Wank?
• Goodkind's Rant: a rebuttal of the more preposterous utterances of this prolific author

Deathless Prose

• Fantasy hero who shatters an 8-year old's jaw
• Terry Goodkind's Evil Chicken
• The Statue of LIFE

Quotes

• "Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose. Kahlan pulled back. Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway. "Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot, But she didn't need to see it. "Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath. The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest."-- Soul of the Fire

Dedications

There once was a demonic chicken
Who left kahlan bloody and stricken.
Its waddles were fowl
And it snickered and prowled.
T'was evil but yet finger-lickin'.
--Limerick by Ya dedicated to Goodkind