That's Between You And Your Sushi

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AKA The Utterly Incomprensible Anime Wank

September 16, 2005: This wank made no sense. Sure, one can quote the summary:

“	madingrain introduces himself in hated_pairings with a list of pairings he hates, completely missing the point of the community. Various people let him know he's missed the point. Some comment on the random kana sprinkled throughout his posts. Things turn personal madingrain reveals he's doing this to get back at cowgirled. As a favor for another friend. And continues to spew random kana all over the place.	”
	— {{{source}}}

The Wank Report

But that was no preparation for the rabid anonymice who showed up on Fandom Wank to hash things out. The comment threads became a shifting morass of contradiction. We were about to give up when Wankprophet came to our rescue and summarized it all up here.

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Summary by Wankprophet

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"I hate these pairings!"

"You're not supposed to hate them."
"Well I do!"
"You're suppose to love them."
"I just hate them because I hate cowgirled."
"Why do you hate cowgirled?"
"She hurt me."
"Why are you hurting us?"
"Well, actually she hurt my friend too."
"So why are you splooging all over us?"
"Because she's here."
"Oh."
"I'm a boy, by the way."
"I thought you were a girl."
"No, I'm a boy."
"You're not a girl?"
"No, because I'm a boy."
"I see. That means you aren't in possession of girl parts?"
"I'm in possession of boy parts."
"Which would make you not a girl, right?"
"I think so..."

Meanwhile, over on F_W....

"I'm a Japanese boy." [this may or may not be the same "I"]
"Does that mean you're not an American girl?"
"Mostly."
"So why is your Japanese so bad?"
"Because I'm an American girl living in Florida."
"I thought you were a Japanese boy."
"No, we are two different people posting on the same account."
"Your French sucks."
"No, mine does. I'm not him, or possibly her."
"So does your Japanese. Why are you writing in Japanese?"
"Doesn't everyone read Japanese?"
"No."
"Oops."
"And you do it badly."
"But I'm a Japanese boy."
"Also, you write like a girl."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"Okay, then. Sorry."
"Are you a girl?"
"Sometimes."
"You bitch."
"I'm trying be nice."
"No you aren't. I know because I talked to you before, even though you don't remember me."

Then comes the politest but stupidest flame war ever seen on F_W. May or may not be sockpuppets:

"Cowgirled sucks. And you should ask this JapanoAmerican boygirl questions before condemning him or her."
"He makes English mistakes when writing Japanese."
"He's American."
"I thought he was Japanese."
"He is. His wife isn't, though."
"I live in Japan. Am I Japanese?"
"It's not my job to decide that for you. It's between you and your sushi."
"Who are you, by the way?"
"I'm somebody else. I know his wife well."
"Why are you defending him?"
"Cause he's my friend."
"Tell me about him."
"I don't know him."
"I thought he was your friend."
"For five hours."
"You're sticking up for him after 5 hours."
"I always do. Plus I hate cowgirled."
"But his Japanese sucks."
"It happens."
"So does his English."
"I'm not arguing with you."
"I'm not arguing with you."
"So talk to him on AIM."
"I don't know him that well."
"Why won't his wife talk to me?"
"She lives in Florida."
"So why does he care if he's Japanese."
"...."