That's Harry Potter Wank

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So you know those stories about golems where the shopkeeper or person who owns the golem is extremely happy when they buy a golem to do all the work they don't want to do and then the golem like malfunctions and just keeps making teapots or whatever and soon the person who was so happy that Mr. Golem was producing teapots realizes that their hard-worker is instead a curse and is suddenly buried beneath 28 gazillion teapots?

That's Harry Potter wank.

Harry Potter fandom, OMGSTFU.