The Adventures of Darkasphodel
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April 22, 2005
Darkasphodel (a.k.a. Lilysunshine1) makes her first appearance on Fandom Wank as a former editor of Quick Quote, along with Girlsigh (a.k.a. Opiumcoffeebean, Carbonised), Tarie, Xylodemon, and Legomymalfoy. She joins the former editors in the creation of the shiny new newsletter, Hogwarts Today.
BFF, obviously.
See: The Fiery Death of Quick Quote
September 25, 2005
Maeglinyedi creates a LiveJournal community to support Harry Potter fans with mental disorders. (Editorial comment about fans in general and mental disorders really isn't necessary, is it?) A few days later, she posts a poll about which characters might have mental disorders, and which ones they might have.
Darkasphodel objects.
October 21, 2005
Harry Potter fandom always needs more troll sockpuppet journals, and Storyteller reportedly provides in the form of Cruciojesus. (IP address matching is always so annoying, isn't it?) Apparently, the troll is upset to have not been invited to join the slash fanfic community, pornish_pixies, and decides to accuse Harry Potter fandom of having an exclusive in-group.
Or rather, as Cruciojesus tastefully puts it, "who do you think is fucking in the hp fandom?"
Her suggestion of Darkasphodel and Girlsigh loses something when it turns out they actually are dating.
January 2, 2006
Aja posts the last anonymous meme of 2005, which, predictably, turns into a hatememe.
Someone insults Girlsigh (and apparently an online fundraising drive to buy her a computer). Darkasphodel won't be having with that, and decides to demonstrate exactly how to wank:
- oh hey here you go!!
- -myrafur. she actually went around trying to convince people i faked my major surgery this year! get over yourself.
- -tarie. yeah, she orchestrated the whole quickquote to hogwarts_today thing with a bunch of half-truths. also, all those supposed comments about people complaining to us don't really exist. she'll probably deny all of this.
- -the cast of storge_space. most of them (not iso and snoy but ken, sorry hon, you really fucking are even though i like you) are the real pretentious twats around here. (oh and this is first hand, folks, i was there until i realized they were even cuntier than me, and left.)
- -oh hey maeglinyedi? just so you know? i have antisocial personality disorder. i found that whole entire thing oh so fucking amusing. you were too easy.
- -clearly switchknife was all of those sockpuppets. cravache, scramasaxx, probably loads of others.
- -and to the girls of vanillaskyychat (especially myra and lynnie and char who i don't even fucking know, what's your problem?) oh get a fucking clue already. we all know it's you, and i for one don't give a flying fuck. see note to maeglin for further proof.
- -inell has NOT read all of the books.
- that's how you fucking wank, people. get it right. goodnight, goodbye, i'll be so much better off without you in my life.
Then she deleted her journal. So did Girlsigh.
On Fandom Wank, everyone wished for a guidebook.
