The Anti-Epiphany Article

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by isntitironic

Mean People on the Internet are not subject to life-changing epiphanies.

So, for example, should you tell said Mean People that they are mean, that you are dying of cancer, that your parents were cruel to you and kept you in a cardboard box and wouldn't buy you a pony, and that they should be more respectful of the beautiful and unique snowflake that is you because you're so weak all you can do is sit curled in your box with your internet connexion and no pony to keep you warm and they'll all be sorry when you're dead, it will not make them do any of the following:

1) Apologize.
2) Turn off their computers and devote the time they would have spent being mean to you to feeding starving children.
3) Explode.
4) Anything else that would involve them being less mean than before.