The Anti-Phoenix Articles

This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

Proposed here by sagralisse.

Article the First: Any law written by phoenix is, by definition, very silly and doesn't actually apply to anything.

Article the Second: Ditto his replies.

Article the Third: It is useless to argue with phoenix. Such activity should be left to one's cat.

Article the Fourth: If you don't have a cat, you can borrow mine.