The Fandom Wank Tiger Trap

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Term coined by chaos_theory to describe wankas flagrantly violating the Fandom Wank rules and Journalfen TOS in order to obtain Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows wank, only to be banned.

July 21, 2007: The Potterdämmerung is upon us. Thousands flock to F_W to await the tidal wave of baby batter, but are instead treated to an endless torrent of "I wuvved the book and Chapter 34 made me cry!".

July 22, 2007: Well into the End Times, wankas become like unto a crew of ancient mariners adrift in still waters. Few can resist luvginnyarwen's siren call:

“ Dammit, some of the best spooge is happening on a locked group where I have a sock. *pouts* ”
— {{{source}}}

Initially content to be a cock-tease, luvginnyarwen quickly caves in and posts the wank to her JF account for all to see. Like a throng of AOLers posting "please send me too" to a Usenet thread about nude Teri Hatcher photos, dozens ask to be friended so they may see the forbidden wank. Because, you see, luvginnyarwen locked her JF post, so that the Fandom Wank mods wouldn't find out. Unless, you know, the Fandom Wank mods happened to read Fandom Wank.

July 23, 2007: Sepiamagpie temp-bans and permabans somewhere in the neighborhood of fifty people. And so the first truly historic Potterdämmerung wank comes from within.

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Quotes

  • chaos_theory: "Damn, yo, that is like a fandom_wank tiger trap. It was sort of hypnotizing to watch sucker after sucker take the bait and fall into it knowing there's nothing at the bottom but a big sharp banhammer. That's a thing a beauty right there."
    out_bottle: "Or a roach motel. Wankas log in but they don't log out."[1]
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