The Goggles
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They do nothing!
The actual line comes from a 1995 episode of The Simpsons ("Radioactive Man"):
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Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we have to do it right. Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path. Now, that's real acid, so I want to see goggles, people! [everyone puts them on] Rainier Wolfcastle: [tied up] Real acid? Director: OK, roll film...tip the acid vats...and -- action! Ranier: [in character] Ach...only Fallout Boy can save me now. Director: Where's Fallout Boy? Fallout Boy! Ranier: [awash in the wave of acid] My eyes... the goggles do nothing! | ” |

