The Legend Of The Phoenix

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Phoenix trolled. He wrote poetry and mastered the internet "bad touch", focussing his attention on female fandom wankers, and really disliked wankprophet. He was banned. He came back as a very persistant anonymouse. He was IP banned by journalfen. He trolled more. Journalfen IP banned whole swathes of Ireland to keep him off the service. He bought a goat for a village in Malawi and named it oulangi.

oulangi postulated (correctly, as it turned out, after IP matching) that he came back as Thorn_Star.

Quotes

"On top of that, you're hypersensitive to, and feel soooooo threatened by, even the smallest bit of mocking. This despite your continually trying to crown yourself as 'queen of the mock' with your ever-lengthening, ego-feeding posts, abusing all and sundry. You really are quite the hypocrite. Your massive ego roars in pain when anyone dares to look crooked at you. It's quite pathetic. You have your little troop of minions, yes, but I always get the feeling a lot of people do a slight eye-roll when they see you coming these days. Less of the massive attention-seeking would be a good plan of action for you, wankmuppet. ;-)" ~P[hoenix]