The Littlest Armadillo

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What do you get for the wank that has everything?

“ crickets: Egad, she's drowning in her own spooge!
cleolinda: I just saw the animals lining up two-by-two to get into the Spooge Ark, myself.
xeno4eyes: You think bubbling hot coffee hurts the tongue? Try snorting it up your nose.
cleolinda: NOOOOOO! THE LITTLEST ARMADILLO JUST FELL OFF THE GANGPLANK AND DROWNED IN THE SPOOGE! *tear*
”
— from this thread

Never fear, there was a happy ending. No wonder the littlest armadillo managed to make it to the last page of Snapes on an Astral Plane.

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