The Park Slope Hat Spat

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April 10, 2006: In which it is discovered that there is not-- and never will be-- anything in the universe free of wank.

Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:25:27 -0500 (EST)

Subject: Found: boy’s hat

Friday, at the corner of 11th street and 8th ave, adorable navy blue or maybe black fleece hat with triangles jutting out ofit of all different colors. Sorry did not post right away. For older child.

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