The Sad Yet Not Wholly Unexpected Fate of the Harmonian Peace Talks
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October 5, 2005: Vanceone of HMS Harmony forums created a discussion forum on that site so that the mockers on The_HMS_STFU could get to understand the Harmonian way of life. Unfortunately, all it led to was a brawl between the Harmonians and the guests.
When the highlights were posted on Fandom Wank by narcissam, vanceone showed up in the comments to accuse narcissam of stealing posts from his private forum, despite the forum's open membership. He also claimed the posters he'd invited to his forums weeks earlier were trolls sent by Fandom Wank to close down his forum.[1]
Link to Page Two of the Wank Report, because on Page One wankas Drakyndra and minibalrogmum entered into a mystifying chat that went on for months and stretched the screen past comfortable reading.[2]
This wank led directly into Get A Life, Fandom Wank: The Musical.
Quoted in the Wank Report
- "Logically and Emotionally H/Hr would be perfect for each other, especially because we had hoped that Love truly was the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, and that the only love strong enough in the series (as far as romantic love goes) that could, in fact, defeat Voldemort, was the love that we believed was between Harry and Hermione. Apparently, the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not is actually a combination of family love, testosterone, libido, and lust. Our mistake." - Nathaniel
- "Go read our symbolism essays. She laughed at us and stomped on us in the interview, and with what she was saying, whose to say she wasn't laughing at us beforehand (like in her books, for example). Do I need to do another essay showing the many ways JKR kicked us in the head from HBP onward, now? Fine, I'll add that to my list." - ibid
- "Rowling probably patted herself on the back for her "cunning" in choosing a name that not only disses H/Hr's symbolic theories, but vaguely relates to the creature itself." - Dark Rune
- Rule 21 of Portkey is 21) Post, images, etc., which contain or promote "Slash" (teacher/pupil, animal/human, incest, etc.) relationships are not allowed. Members who post such content will receive a warning.
- "As per Rule 21 of this board, my slash 'ship of choice is not teacher/pupil, animal/human, or incestuous, but rather Hermione/Ginny." - BBBBB02963's sig
Quotes from Comments
- "Gosh, he's so right. NarcissaM, you made me sick, too. You made me vomit all over myself. That post? Absolutely nauseating. I literally am sitting here, typing this, coated in my own vomit, because I AM SO SICK WITH MY HATRED OF YOU.
...Slash, melodramatic much, Mr. Vanceone?"- justicepeckham [4]
- "it's Narcissa who reposts our stuff places. I.E.--she's the one I hold pretty much responsible for the shipping wars going on still." - Vanceone [5]
- Rowling probably patted herself on the back for her "cunning" in choosing a name that not only disses H/Hr's symbolic theories, but vaguely relates to the creature itself.
- "I think she has better things to do, like swim through her money a la Scrooge McDuck." - Senor Pinata [7]
- "Yeah, people. JKR is really deep and likes to hide things. That's why she named a werewolf "Remus Lupin" and someone who turns into a black dog "Sirius Black". I never saw what was coming. Really." - llama_treats [8]
- "And "Fenrir Greyback". That was really subtle. It took me fifteen reads of HBP to even figure out he was an evil werewolf. ZOMG." - Azazello [9]
- "I can't wait until Tom Cruise becomes a Harmonian and screams "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER" on a talk show." - ladybirdsleeps [10]
- "YOU'RE JUST GLIB, JOANNE!" - Cleolinda[11]
- "See Icon" - Bohemianvixen
- Nathaniel: My last girlfriend and I started as purely platonic friends, and we ended up together for two years before she left for college. Lust should be an after-product really.
- "Sounds like somebody's girlfriend dumped them in order to get her lust on in college." - ladybirdsleeps [12]
