The Twelve Days of Wankmas
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Posted on Fandom Wank Christmas 2003 here.
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Happy/Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday of your choice.
On the first day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the second day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the third day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the fourth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 4 Intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the fifth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the sixth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the seventh day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the eigth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the ninth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the tenth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 10 BNF's bitching, 9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the eleventh day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me: 11 anons a-griping, 10 BNF's bitching, 9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
On the twelfth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
12 wankers splurting 11 anons a-griping 10 BNF's bitching 9 tinhats spinning 8 flamewars burning 7 cokeheads dying 6 beaded ponies 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks 3 Mary Sues 2 plagiarists ...and a bunny with a pancake on its head.
