The Very Secret Diaries

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Day One:

Decided to write an article about Cassandra Claire's acclaimed humorfic series The Very Secret Diaries on the wiki. Probably ought to read them first. Don't know where to look.

Day Two:

Discover link to VSDs on The Ms. Scribe Story. Will write article after reading that.

Day Fifty-seven:

Shit, that was long. Now reading VSDs.

Still not funny.

Day Fifty-eight:

Seems to be the same joke over and over and over.

Still not funny.

Day Sixty:

Ha ha ha, everybody's gay for Frodo. It's funny 'cause it's slash.

Stupid LOTR fandom.

Day Sixty-three:

Good grief, is there one of these for every single character? Who the hell is "Peregrin Took"?

Day Sixty-nine:

Starting to lose it. Realizing this crap is why Cassie Claire is a BNF.

Still not funny.

Day Seventy-eight:

Got bored and started ogling Narcissam's Potterpuff userpic. Not sure if this means I'm hot for Narcissa Malfoy or Buttercup. Apparently Sauron the giant eye is gay. Supposed to be funny.

No longer fear death.

Day Eighty-two:

Remembered to link to The Very Secret Diary Of Aja parody. Probably other parodies and knockoffs. Too weak to care. Also, somehow turned gay just by writing like this. Narcissam's icon took the news poorly.

Day Eighty-three:

Have lost will to live. Writing goodbye message in own blood. Leaving in spelling errors to make sure Mindset will find it.