Thephotoman's Law of Sexual Irrelevance

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This page details a Jurisimprudence law.

This law, written by photosinensis states:

In the course of an online argument, the probability that one side will demand that the representatives of the other engage in sexual congress approaches one as the argument progresses in length. At this time, the side making the demand shall lose the argument and be forced to take Orders in the Roman Catholic Church.

If the other side shall present evidence that at least one of their membership has indeed had sex, the other side shall lose any chance at authority online forever.